In conclusion: change!

T-REX, WE PUT OUR MINDS TO IT AND DEVELOPED VOCAL CORDS!

Holy god i wish i was making these cephalopod facts up

If this were a movie you'd hear raccoon chittering sounds reach a crescendo just before the screen went black

Merry christmas!

Personally, i'm sad on the inside that it's not time to PARTY RIGHT NOW!!! WOOO!

That old ninja turtles show was pretty great though, eh

THE MMORPGS ARE PLAYED ON MY FRIEND'S COMPUTER AND THEY ARE QUITE EXCELLENT

You have to imagine 'time of your life' by green day playing over the last panel

AAAHHHHH. also! i totally stole 'come bleed with us' from an organization promoting group menstruation