This comic is better with HOT CHOCOLATE. i believe in miracles! where you from, you sexy thing?

Also, hopefully the person doing the dumping can't be bothered to read more than the first 2 panels!

Has anyone ever written an entire other comic series into their continuity before? THEY HAVE NOW.

This comic could probably be used to entice people to subscribe to an adult website, if you were CRAZY

Alternate ending: the kid has like a bazillion parents! and as you know, parents are the wingmen on the flight through life.

UNSOLICITED time travel advice comics, more like

If you make sure never to say the phrase crazy sexual, you can avoid these situations!

It would have been really good though

T-REX IN HEAVEN EVERYONE ALWAYS HAS FULL SIGNAL STRENGTH AND THEIR RINGTONES ARE THE THEMES OF THEIR FAVOURITE EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION PROGRAMS

There should probably be a capital S on stimulating there