'I will do this using capitalism' would look pretty good on a t-shirt

Perhaps, everybody's motivation behind christmas?

Is it classy to give a painting of yourself as a gift?

Sometimes i imagine he and mom fight about me at night

You heard me! everybody dies!

I take it back, puns are awesome

I really like how the t-rex's smile came out in the last panel. you can tell they're such close friends that they can tease each other like this.

How come people don't forward jokes like these anymore? OH WAIT WAIT THEY DO

In conclusion: i really hate the word