The best part of etymologies is that usually nobody really knows, so the best story wins!

They could talk about their feelings

They're just standing around then WHOOPS

Alternate punchlines: 'oh well!', 'interesting!', 'i'm high right now!'

Alternate punchlines: 'oh well!', 'interesting!', 'i'm high right now!'

Happy american thanksgiving!

It's the 'but also' that gets you

There's that punchline

This House resolves that pirates with sufficiently awesome ships are great

Awww