That's MY life's work accomplished! and now to relax, a life's heavy burden at last rested

Not for nothing but the eponymous spinoff game it produced is a banger too

Tom's core sample is also lost though, so there's a chance tom was, perhaps… TOO good at secrets??

Don't look here for someone to tell you life isn't sometimes choking on your own mouthwet!! instead all you got is that gross phrase varied yet another time! you gambled, and you lost!!

I know i'm playing with fire by making fun of holes. i know i've been burned before, and publicly too. however, i defy all holes. no hole can ever stop me

I MEAN NO

Comedy is all a matter of……… already having invented time

It's bad practice to assume that everyone in history is a rube. but it's best practice to assume that everyone in history has at least a CHANCE of being a megarube

Me, primed to say «that sounds hard» after asking someone i've just met what they do for a living because i read once that it was sure-fire way to make them feel appreciated and like you: «that sounds hard»

The last time i visited NASA they had tons of «I need my space» merch for sale. also i say «last time» but it was also the only time. anyway the only time i visited NASA they had a Star Trek exhibit and a lady playing a vulcan told me to live long and prosper and I replied with the same and only then remembered the CORRECT rejoinder «peace and long life», it was a huge blunder. thanks for taking this walk down memory lane with me here in this secret text!!