Please, *I* know printing money doesn't solve inflation, but T-REX, the wonderfully flawed character I created, is the one with the bad ideas. blame him. credit me for being very very good at writing such wonderfully flawed characters.

If you combined all the ink left in pens id lost youd have enough ink for - look, honestly, i have no idea. probably a lot of it though. probably one or more parties is making mad bank off me in the lost pen ink resale market

This comic originally said «some people» but at the last second i changed it to «some jabronis». currently considering routinely performing the people/jabronis search/replace on all future communication

Friends, it is with regret and no small amount of remorse that i announce: i have recently replayed Mario Sunshine and discovered that a surprising amount of it is Bad

We shall gift them on the beaches, we shall gift them on the landing grounds, we shall gift them in the fields and in the streets, we shall gift them in the hills; we shall never surrender (to the idea that having a second secret family is a ridiculous waste of trust, time, and money)

Own unto others as you would have them own unto you

Also its weeks after DST but unlike the sun, you cant put GENIUS on a schedule

Non-period pieces are just scifis for the present, with fewer and much more disappointing robots

Things arent going well? hmm. have you tried turning your consciousness off and on again??

6.75 points may not sound like a lot…. oh, hello, youre still here, likely because youre expecting me to continue that thought! but what you dont realize is: thats it, thats the complete thought. please enjoy