I need to fire those guys

Oh, you got that one? okay, well how about NOW you tell how a writing desk is like a… uh, a helicopter? see yah

At the very peak of Maslow's hierarchy of needs is «saying 'what if reality is fake in some forever-unprovable way'» and it's honestly SUCH an annoying tier

Excuse me but if tv shows characters don't have kids then what roles will child actors play?? check and mate

LATER/EARLIER: T-Rex wakes up and finds himself in an «Untitled Fantasy Of Blarth» (Blarth, 51,732 BCE) situation

UK futurist Ben Hammersley is credited with inventing «podcast» in 2004, as a blend of «iPod» and «broadcast». UK futurist Ben Hammersley should've friggin' known better!!

Haha what does it mean that we're all cursed to be so profoundly alone, hahaha

This comic is the one thing posted online that's not by a 12-year-old. Sorry kids! It's true!!

I'm not a hugger but when this is over I'm gonna be the guy who hugs EVERYONE hello AND goodbye

Dromiceiomimus fully on board with saying mosquitoes aren't conscious right from the word «go». she is DOWN for WHATEVER, as long as that «WHATEVER» involves claiming that mosquitoes aren't friggin' conscious