This story, LIKE ALL STORIES WITHOUT EXCEPTION, is at its heart either a batman prequel, sequel, midquel

There is a fine line between «t-rex telling a story as he walks» and «crazy person on the street corner ranting», and friend, we dance along that line

On second thought it kinda sucks! it super sucks! it sucks as much as seven trillion black holes made out of planets where i cried even more than before, as established earlier!!

Theory: god exists but he's outside the observable universe, so uh, good luck out there everyone

Doing rad things with rad people ISN'T a personality, it's a description of a friday night, and it rules

THE SEASON AFTER THE SUN HAS BECOME A RED GIANT AND ABSORBED THE EARTH: too hot but on plus side no more works for ye mighty to gaze upon and despair, 2.5/5 stars (these stars are red giants)

Its version of my voice pitched higher and higher until it became this screech behind me as I ran! Hah hah hah! What are our minds even doing, I might ask??

T-rex is NOT me (Ryan). One important difference is that I only comment and then like my own comment when it's a really great pun that is universally and objectively above reproach, and the people need to know

I am disappointed to report that after visiting the past, not only are many failing to meet the standard of «smelling like roses», several fail to meet even the minimal standard of «say it don't spray it». And it remains a temporal constant that whoever smelt it has, indeed and sadly, dealt it.

We will talk about the universal constant stuff AFTER we talk about how much it sucks when your back hurts for no reason