T-REX DID YOU KNOW THAT IN HEAVEN LEVEL THREE OF BATTLETOADS IS ACTUALLY NOT INSANELY IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT / YEP / JUST ONE OF THE MANY BENEFITS OF GOING TO HEAVEN IMO

This theory is already paying off in spades, which, according to aphorisms, i am led to believe are somehow VERY desirable

There's nothing in the rules that says erotic fiction can't win a nobel prize for – wait, i'm getting word that there IS something in the rules about that, quite specifically actually. okay, well, there's nothing in the rules that says I have to FOLLOW the rul– wait. okay, well, the thing is, i PROMISE it's gonna be way more fun my way

Yes, i know what you're thinking, so let me answer you right now: it's real, it's spectacular, it's in B-flat major, and it's sadly not as well known as the rest of the Mozart canon(s).

Every single form of earlier life earth pranked us pretty good

*sigh* damn i could really use some money, guess i'll start that overnight success world famous pianist career now

Oh yes

Shen is so good that he actually wrote SECRET DIALOGUE to be covered up by those labels. Utahraptor: «Actually Shakespeare wrote about this once: that which we call a rose, by any other name, would spell as sweet.» T-Rex: «NOT IF I LABEL IT 'SALTY'!»

And they delivered it VERY quickly, moving so fast as to be invisible

See if you drink too much your eyes get blurry and you can't read what's on your screens, so