ANYWAY, I GUESS THE MORAL IS MURDER??

Does the flesh in the vat have faces, and if not, why not

Later still: some regrets

It's just some days i don't know where you end and i begin and i don't think that's healthy

A standard changes after 20 years. me: I KNEW IT. a standard changes after 40 years. me: CALLED IT, SO CALLED IT. a standard changes 100 years after i die. me via my will: EVERYONE WHO AGREES I HAD THE CORRECT OPINIONS ALL ALONG GETS $100

All I know is that I know nothing, and also that SOCRATES WAS A N00B

The chocolate story is TRUE! the best part was on the last visit the only window was to an assembly line of putting chocolate bars in their wrappers. i saw someone fall behind and toss a bunch of perfectly-good chocobars in the discard pile. then i went to the gift shop and looked through the discounted slightly irregular chocolate bars and found some that were perfectly fine! I KNEW THE SECRET: an unreasonably fast conveyer belt meant chocolate savings for me

Wait wait, what if the hoverboard had a novelty license plate on the back that said «RUDE TUDE», AHHHHHHH

Sorry to go off on a tangent with this one, but the nature of tangents is to be a straight line that touches a curved line at a single point, and which, if extended, does not cross the line at that point.

I WILL SAY THIS: for a nation founded on rejecting a divine right to rule, Americans sure do love their chosen-one narratives