The defense of pooplord pooplord junior rests, he has two «pooplords» which is how come he's on trial

I looked up salt mining, being all «is it REALLY as bad as rhetorical sayings suggest?» and long story short salt is a desiccant and if you're underground mining it, it gets inside you and DESICCATES YOUR LUNGS

MARY from «PROUD MARY»: still not working for the man every night and day, and possibly on fire. also, possibly a boat

Thus begins the strange tale of… THE SKELETON RUINER

Angola maldives will return… with the combined powers of quantum leap and disney's frozen

Rest easy, my friends, for Cyborgo Linefeed CAN get his paper jammed

Sorry fellas but the only thing driving ME insane is the off-the-hook flavour potential

For example what if they accidentally shot each other? OR THE EARTH ITSELF, FOR NO MATTER WHAT SCIENTISTS TELL YOU, HOW BULLETPROOF THE EARTH IS FROM SPACE BULLETS HAS NEVER BEEN TESTED

If you're saying, hold on, I'll just build a gun that fires a smaller gun that fires a bullet to get around this, then congratulations, you have just invented multi-stage rockets.

Dear diary, some personal news, today i was Owned by a brand of engine degreaser on google plus and i did NOT enjoy it