T-rex has travelled back in time 0.00001 nanoseconds! he never notices, and neither does anyone else. the end

If you can't handle me at my qwantz.com, you don't deserve me at my dromiceiomim.us

Lol

Smog plus snog produces smnog, which is famously precisely as gross as it sounds

My favourite einstein quote is the one where he's like «Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves, p.s.: hey kids, drop out of school to play xbox»

One day zeus will learn he doesn't NEED the crutch of being a goat. one day zeus will learn to love himself as he REALLY is, which is a formless and timeless being from beyond our three dimensions; to gaze upon his true form is to experience true madness

They're extra gibbous, but they're EXTRA accursed

The first draft of this comic had sherlock holmes's dog in it, sherlock bones, and i am prepared to admit that cutting such a good girl was a huge mistake

Any competent theology must answer the question of why god allows bad things to happen to good people, and also, if god has a spider-sense (and, one assumes, web shooters), why is he not shown using them more often. why does god not simply web the devil to a light pole outside the police station

The «;» in «Z;krlogh» is easy to pronounce: it's just the sound a 10th-dimensional sytr;swoth makes