Nah, it's okay. go ahead. i wanna see it, artists

Is that BEEP BEEP BEEP a fire alarm, or is it the much more specialized, and much more coveted «your grilled cheese is nearby so come get some» alarm?? it is truly impossible to say

LATER ON THE ATTACK ENDED WITH NO LASTING CONSEQUENCES AND IT WAS NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN, THE END, NO SEQUEL

Uh, writing is hard and you're not making it any easier so i would appreciate it if you would be kind to me and just tell everyone my story is amazing alert??

If you haven't replaced «pardon my french» with «in my language, it means 'peace'» in your idiolect, there is a chance you are not living your best life

THE VALUE OF PREMIUM PLAYBUXâ„¢ FLOATS ON THE OPEN MARKET AND CAN BE INFLUENCED BY PEOPLE GRINDING ON THE GAME OVERSEAS WHICH IS BUT ONE OF THE REASONS I NORMALLY ONLY TRADE IN THE MUCH MORE EXCLUSIVE PREMIUM PLAYBUXâ„¢ PLATINUMâ„¢ X3

Announcing RyanCoin, the cryptocurrency in which I definitely won't spend all your money, send out an «oops I tried» email, and then shut the whole thing down!!

Later: the world's largest diamond is extremely disappointing, we're all expecting something cartoonishly large, like the size of an extra-large pizza, MINIMUM, but then when you see it you can fit it in your hand and you realize cartoons have ruined us for reality, the end

Please spray me with some of your batdoubt repellent and i will never stray again

Fun fact!! these ontological arguments have sometimes been applied to lesser, non-batman entities