*sigh* …I don't know why we're in boats but it's nice to think about

DID YOU KNOW: the distinctive sound of reverse enlightenment is the «pweeoo-wooo-wooooo» noise of pac-man dying

Also baby ducks and baby swans are both INCREDIBLY ADORABLE, so ain't nobody got ugly babies here. PEACE

Also batman is a dinosaur, as he is in all his indisputably best conceptions

If a strange dog has never looked at you and winked, let me tell you: you'll question everything you thought you knew about the cosmos

Sucka mcs are like, hey come on man, it's not my fault i wasn't born dope

No WONDER aliens don't want to talk to us!! thanks for nothing, space nerds

It comes… from lakes

The first stage of enlightenment is admitting you know nothing and then asking so uh, what the hell

Actually i heard the guy who first built an industrial coin manufacturing facility really made a mint