They're worms, they're called «ascarids», and not that I was really looking forward to this happening in the first place, but now I'm DEFINITELY not swallowing anything that crawls in my mouth after being coughed up from my lungs!!

I wrote this comic years ago and just found it now. WHY DIDN'T I PUT IT UP THEN?? I have no idea; it's clearly great

Lucy - and her diamonds - remain in the sky to this very day

I hereby declare january 17th to be Boring Day, in which the only things that happen can be boring things. get excited!! wait, no, DON'T get excited, get EXTREMELY BORED

Ten Sherlocks Rolled Up Into One crouched over the victim's body, picked up a bloodied tissue, and examined it with their twenty eyes. «Elementary,» they muttered, each mouth slightly out of sync with the other so it sounded like a cacophony of Sherlocks all speaking at the same time. Watson sighed.

They all got turned into dogs in the fifth chapter and i was like, damn, finally some epic poetry that lives up to the HYPE

Mods, is this release still being supported? no word from developer (if indeed there was one??) in literally THOUSANDS of years. mods???

Dear diary, it's been fifteen years and that nickname is still all I think about. Am I sick, diary? Or am I becoming something… new

Originally I had «i don't know why you say goodbye, i say aloe» here, but then Kara on patreon suggested «aloe from the other siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide» and it was SO MUCH BETTER

SO UH YOU NEVER THOUGHT OF RUNNING ANY OF THIS PAST ME HUH BUD