YES UTAHRAPTOR USED A NUMBER IN THE LAST PANEL AND YES IT WAS WORTH IT, YES I ASSUMED THEY WERE SIX INCH SUB SANDWICHES AND YES THEY ARE DELICIOUS

Let's just say that when it comes to Poison Ivy, you'll have a lot of trouble picking her out and will often confuse her with similar-looking but distinct plants I MEAN CHARACTERS

You can tell this is an olde-timey tradition because the sole reason you would find someone staring at a mirror in a dark room is if nobody had invented staring at a fun computer game in a dark room yet

In case you're wondering about that first question, the whole universe is OVER 50,000 pounds in mass. now you know, tell your friends

There wasn't room in panel 2 for t-rex to talk about how cool it is that your entire body is the trigger for this weapon, but yeah, it's pretty cool

Never in the course of dinosaur events has one man been so rudely owned

We're all counting on you, peter

LATER: somehow - SOMEHOW - the internet has become the source of 100% of my problems

Now i'm no scientist, but if history is any indication, reading this comic will cause carly rae jepsen to invent tnt

Okay now «greetings from earth» just sounds insanely badass