Dick move

…forever

I'm trying to think of animals that you eat whole that are also bite-sized. crickets? i ate crickets the other week. they weren't bad! they take a sauce well, and the trick when facing down a spoonful of crickets is to not focus on it but rather imagine you're eating something else. something crunchy. anyway thanks for reading my comic today!!

One day i'll figure out a «nobody dies anymore» story that isn't a dystopia. ONE DAY. TOMORROW, ACTUALLY. THAT IS MY DEADLINE

As usual, batman can beat anyone, INCLUDING intractable economic realities

This comic is dedicated to Emily Horne of A Softer World Dot Com, who said «breakfast Gettysburg address» when I said «what should I write a comic about?». Emily, know this: the world will little note, nor long remember what we have created here, but it will never forget a megatasty breakfast sammie.

Sherlock holmes and the case of he only cares about crimes

This comic was going to be «can we talk to animals» but then i remembered t-rex talks to cephalopods and morris the tiny bug on the semi-regular. THANKS, MY CONTINUITY

If the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you beyond caring

I care a lot about some of the things, BUT: not all of the things