Just say «your baby is cool and good» and wash your hands of the matter

Seriously though if i hear of any dinosaur comics readers altering universal constants i am gonna be, and i don't say this lightly, MEGACHEEZED

«laugh along to the lols» may be the worst thing i've ever written, and, god willing, it will be the worst thing i EVER write

«THIS looks like a job… for SUPER-» (Clark Kent overhears and starts to get up from his desk, excited) «-seding the course of least resistance we're already on and instead working for sustained positive change at a global level» (Clark Kent sits back down again, sighs)

Depending on what you mean by «entropy running in full reverse» i'm not even sure you'd die. maybe you'd just get more and more alive, and also maybe the hot sauce for your eggs scramby might separate out into its component parts, and then maybe your body would too, so more research is needed i guess

All previous emoji but with everyone in them wearing those plastic «fake nose with bushy eyebrows and moustache» glasses emoji

Hah hah hah what a crazy idea, to boil the oceans and reduce the earth's crust to magma for at least a decade!! it's ridiculous. how would anyone even DO that? how precisely would anyone even do that though??

Hey. hey. write this down in your protowriting script: «higgs boson are real, and I literally just saved you 13.25 billion dollars»

As anyone could induce a bad guy's plant to knock it off, there wasn't chaos. And even when criminals neutralized his plant powers, Plant Batman was still Batman, so it worked great. CHECK AND MATE.

Reality: the «um actually» of places to spend most all of your time in