Alternate titles include «Sleeping Dogs», «The Bay at the Moon», «One Part Per Trillion Of The Scent of a Woman», and «Sonata In Sea Major» (and again, YES, i should've saved that one for How To Write Stories With Boats In Them)

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a boat.

As a former baby, i can give you the inside scoop: it's a great deal. you can poop your pants whenever you want, nobody gets mad

STAR TREK REBOOT IDEA: we appear above strange new worlds with our ships powered by screaming blood skulls and try to convince its inhabitants that we come in peace

By which i mean, they are taken apart with skill and a minimum of waste

Okay, honestly, they're both things eBay banned me from selling on their STUPID WEBSITE FOR JERKS

Things you get for free when dying: 1)free skeleton. 2)free ghost. 3)freedom from your creditors. NOT A BAD DEAL I MUST SAY

THIS HAS BEEN EMBARRASSING THINGS ABOUT HUMANITY, PART 1 OF 36224

After several hours of disappointed listening, i am forced to confirm that classical aria reviews should EXPLICITLY SPECIFY that the songs largely fail as dubstep anthems, because hello, they largely do!!

«horny ghost»! the amazing new character find of 2014! the pathos of being horny yet ineffable and the spookiness of being a ghost, together at last!