Robin Hood stormed out of the room. «I'm not even being used in this story!» he shouted, slamming the door. «And I have a lot of cool supporting characters, for your information!» he shouted through the closed door, «like a tall guy that we all call 'little'!» The sound of more doors slamming could be heard. «YOUR LOSS!!»

All i can say is dude this friendship had better be worth it

The sixth panel and the second panel are just zoomed versions of each other. IT'S TRUE. I'M SORRY. I COULDN'T BEAR CARRYING THIS TERRIBLE SECRET ANY LONGER

RIPLEY ENTERS, CARRYING THE SKULL OF WHAT APPEARS TO BE A GIANT: «Hmm… to believe it, or not to believe it»

I now pronounce you «three kids in a trenchcoat» and «giant ice cream cone in a wedding dress with a smiling face made out of sprinkles»

See, this is what you get for reading MY comic! did xkcd award you any degrees today?? DIDN'T THINK SO. check and mate, randy

Now that you're all doctors as of yesterday, THIS IS ALL ON YOU. haha you thought it was just a fun internet comic huh?? WRONG, THE COURSE OF YOUR LIFE IS FOREVER ALTERED

IMPORTANT NEWS UPDATE: FACEBOOK RUNNING ON YOUR FACE: NOW MANDATORY

Did you know twitter has a whole document detailing the rules and circumstances under which they'll permit you to use their logo? did you know i have broken every one of their rules, which, IN ITSELF, is breaking another one of their rules??

«i can't wait to log on to this website so i can tell it what job i have» - actual humans, apparently