On second thought maybe i don't wanna hang out with him right now anyway

Antonio tony is t-rex's erotic fiction character. sometimes it takes antonio a little time to get going, is the thing. there's NO shame in that.

One day spider-man punched a vampire so hard the vampire turned into a reverse vampire. alright! so can i mark you down as… INTRIGUED??

DID YOU KNOW: the snake in the garden of eden isn't specifically named «slippy» in the bible, but then again, neither is the snake in the garden of eden specifically NOT named «slippy»

All you need is a shop called «mysterious ways» and then technically a lot of people could work in mysterious ways

We have some good times here

«i think this cool genre has great potential!» deduced watson correctly.

So hey anyway… what do you imagine we're doing

Better go cry into my holodeck, where only the tears are real

Brb starting an internet petition to rename the popemobile to the TARDIF (Time And Relative Dimensions In Faith)