The answers to the questions in panel three are «the force that holds us to the earth», «pretty big and pretty tasty if you eat just the right parts», and «slowly, calmly, like it isn't even a big deal»

All the celebs reading my comic who are currently having an affair are thinking «OH SHOOT DOES RYAN KNOW? OH SHOOT IS THIS BLACKMAIL? OH SHOOT I'VE GOT A LOT OF INTERESTING READING TO DO TO TEASE APART WHAT'S GOING ON HERE VIS-À-VIS BLACKMAIL AND ITS INNATE CRIMINALITY»

DINOSAUR COMICS TODAY MAKES THE BOLD STATEMENT OF COMING OUT *AGAINST* DESTROYING SO MANY LIVES

This is so friggin' chad

SURPRISE TWIST ENDING: IT WAS AWESOME THE ENTIRE TIME

REAL TALK: THIS REAL TALK HAS BEEN A REVELATION AND I'M ALREADY SAD FOR WHEN WE WAKE UP TOMORROW AND THE TALK BECOMES LESS REAL

Robyn's grandmother? it seems possible, especially in expanded-universe narratives where all the new characters are related to the old characters we already know for some reason!

FYI: that «r-r-r-real» in panel four should be a trilled r in the spanish tradition

Never send a spider-fan to do a batfan's job

Joan rivers, geena davis, harrison ford, kelsey grammer, gene hackman, george clooney, leslie nielsen, chris rock, dan aykroyd, stephen colbert, morgan freeman, jack lemmon, jack nicholson, anthony hopkins, charlton heston, robin williams, bill murray, tom selleck, john cusack, aaron eckhart = 20 fake presidents whose faces I know versus the maybe ten real presidents, haha sorry reality YOU LOSE AGAIN