Tricks like «sit», «say please», and «despair at the ultimate meaning of life» are fun ways to show off your training skills to your friends, but also help keep your human engaged and entertained.

Welcome to Old Age, where your body begins to fail in new and surprising ways. Visit sunny Old Age. It's ALMOST MANDATORY.

Ever since logic was invented, it's been hard times for legendary beings.

If only I'd called this comic «The Crazy Mixed-Up Story Of The Very Very Haunted Chair» instead of «Dinosaur Comics», we might've gotten to this haunted chair so much sooner

IN THIS NARRATIVE EVENTS RESOLVE OR DON'T, THE END

It was going to be a «deep and sustained interest» but then i was like, no, they're good ninja teens, they help everyone learn about friendship, «deep and sustaining interest» all the way

Hey, it's me, i'm downstairs. the world's ending. i brought cookies.

LIFE HACK: it's more fun when you say «problem that can only be fixed by time machine» instead of «uncorrectable mistake»

The funny thing is, i don't even like jeopardy that much

Nowipe's middle name is «antibidet»; in life he has had some challenges