THIS IS WHERE OUR STORY ENDS

WOW NOW I AM LIFTING A BOX FULL OF OLD PAINT, THIS IS JUST SUPER RAD OF YOU TO KEEP THIS AROUND IN YOUR HOUSE SO THAT I MIGHT ONE DAY LIFT IT

Call me Hot Ishmael.

Alternate ending: «omg, it's the lol of our time»

WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY is that americans you are all one family and don't forget that because that is the lesson here, and also other nations prefer it when you give them rides home in your car, so thanks in advance

Panel seven: a banner above t-rex's head reads «Oceans: they hate terrestrial life, but you can't really blame them.» Beneath it, T-Rex is saying «We put our poop in there is the thing!!»

MOM AND DAD DO NOT READ THIS COMIC. IF YOU HAVE ALREADY READ IT, THEN MAN ISN'T IT WEIRD HOW VICTOR WROTE THIS COMIC? YES HE SENT ME THIS COMIC STRAIGHT OUT OF THE BLUE. WHAT A WEIRD BROTHER I HAVE, HA HA HA

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Norway Atlantic's brother, Chad, took the wheel. «We're driving this boat straight into the White House,» he whispered through clenched teeth. The boat sped up to 150 knots. They can too go that fast: you just think they can't because your family doesn't have one. My dad has five of them, but he keeps them in another town. He lets me drive them sometimes. He got them because he works at Nintendo.

«Wait, you're also a handsome man without any flaws?» said Hong Kong China. «Yes,» the handsome man replied, flawlessly. Hong Kong China lost herself in his eyes for a moment, and then opened the door, revealing all the other handsome men without flaws inside. «Join the party,» she invited.