Other flawless idea: markov chain generator trained on the email they just sent

Respond by beaming my brain into my enemy's body and their brain into my body, someone else can deal with my body's whole «scene»

AW NO THEY GET BIGGER?? FRIG MAN, JUST WRITE DOWN THAT IT'S THE LARGE INTESTINE AND GET OUT OF THERE!! I AM ALREADY STRIPPING OUT OF MY LAB COAT AND RUNNING AWAY, I CAN'T GO BACK, I WON'T GO BACK

THIS COMIC IS DEDICATED TO JOHN COMPUTERS: The Man Who Loved Computers So Much That He Invented Them

If you havin' life problems i feel really quite bad for you son, i got 99 problems and a new cyborg limb solved each one

No one would have believed in the first years of the twenty-first century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by mangas; that as we busied ourselves about our various concerns we were scrutinized and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a scientist with a microscope might scrutinize the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.

It's her birthday, and Ava's bat has finally connected with the pinata. She cheers, pulls down her blindfold, and stares at the stillness around her.

In our timeline he went by the name Morgan Robertson, though in the Dinosaur Comics timeline he used the assumed name Dinosaur Morgan Robertson and the Titanic was built by dinosaurs and was dinosaur-sized and it was crewed by dinosaurs in little sailor outfits, OMG I can't stop thinking about this

«Here's some cream that'll make you young and awesome again,» said the crimebusting teen. «Never grow old,» muttered Elijah, rubbing it all over his body, «for it is a tragedy at once universal and embarrassingly personal.» «Not a problem,» said the teen. «My skin leaks that stuff so I'm always covered in it.» The teen licked one of his fingers. «So I'm good.»

YES I KNOW one twin is not always evil, but here's another way to look at this: both twins are not ALWAYS good