Okay, NEW QUESTION: i can't be the only one who wants to buy a computer game that I can live inside where the rules are better, right?

T-rex the more i think about this plan the less successful i think you're going to be

BECAUSE I WANT IN

And I Believe It Also Works If He's Got A Shrink Ray

ICANN WHEN WILL WE GET .DOGS BECAUSE I WILL TELL YOU THIS: THE INTERNET AS A WHOLE AND YOUR PLANS TO OPEN UP THE GTLD NAMESPACE ARE SUCKY UNTIL THEY INCLUDE .DOGS

Oh! and also the guns to put the bullets in and soon the lazer guns to put the lazers in.

This is the point where dinosaur comics starts a wizard-centric reversal. up next! wizards: WHAT ARE THEY THINKING??

We, um - we do these comics live. on the plus side, the laughter you hear is produced by a studio audience, only the studio is distributed across the world's homes and offices and appears generally when the audience is supposed to be working YES I MEAN YOU

Jokes like that actually do really well in joke preschool

…ouch for me