Every time traveller unaware everyone else is a time traveller, wondering why the old-timey accents sound so fake, and yet, familiar; the intended crew and passengers all tied up in a closet somewhere in England, kept alive so that their descendants can grow up to become… TIME TRAVELLERS :o

Looking up dirty words in numbers is WAY more fun than looking them up in the dictionary! ASS: pi position 590,725 (ascii encoding). BUTT: position 177,031,174. BOOB: position 32,355,500. 8==D is at position 158,907,339. MAY I JUST SAY: HOW EROTIC

PLEASE, I HEAR IT'S REALLY EASY TO TALK TO PEOPLE WHEN YOU KNOW THEY ALREADY LIKE YOU

Listen team, i have a new concept for team sports! everyone stop playing the game you're already enjoying because i invented one i don't think i can ruin

I say I didn't read the book because I didn't finish it, on account of how I was so shocked I threw the book several aisles away at near lightspeed

ALTERNATE ENDING: Utahraptor, ain't nobody a better bro to HTML than me! / I'm down with the W3C / BFFs with Tim Berners-Lee / At least the version of him from back in '93 / *record scratch* / …Why doesn't he call?

When All You Have Is A Sword, All Your Problems Look Like Swordfights: The Couple's Guide To Slicing, Parrying, and Stabbing Your Way Through Problems, With Swords

Tonight let's make my erotic fiction an erotic… reality

Originally this comic had more about the sea squirts eating their own brains, but it was just everyone screaming

I didn't look up the nutritional value of fire and went entirely on my own intuition (i call it, «nutrituition»); this is me LIVING ON THE EDGE