Dear diary, maybe if i had better friends THEY would say this instead of ME??

The image of t-rex in a zeppelin is incredibly appealing to me. allow this image to fully resolve itself in your minds eye. it may change your life

Casey moaned as riley moved away: it was a moan of frustration. «i thought tonight was sex times night?» casey said, but riley was gone, out of the room. a few seconds later, noise from the tv drifted up from downstairs. with a sigh, casey reached for the smartphone at the side of the bed. seconds later, a new twitter post was completed. «lol», it read.

What if… there were dinosaurs so nude it was non-canon

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Mangas slid down the wall, leaving a trail of something black behind them. when they hit the ground they opened and closed and in doing so improvised a sort of locomotion that brought them ever closer, inch by inch, flap by flap, to the bed where i lay paralyzed. i lost sight of them as they drew closer, but then felt, with an odd calmness, the cold wet touch of mangas sliding up my leg.

In writing this comic i discovered there are people who have seriously put forward the «hidden identical jesus twins» theory, which makes me think that professional religious scholarship is WAY more fun than generally advertised

Shouts of «I'LL CUT YOU» drifting up from the city streets at night suddenly dashing, elegant

«THON SMASH GENDER-CENTRIC LANGUAGE» WORK FOR BOTH THON (MAN) AND THON (WORD); THON APPROVES

There! now each person who wrote me an email about «they» being singular should be happy. i… hope this was exactly what bitches was looking for?