In looking up the colour mummy brown i found many people (moms?) calling themselves «mummy brown» and that's gross, moms

BEHOLD T-REX / OPTIC BLAST OPTIC BLAST OPTIC BLAST

This was inspired by Henry Darger, look up Henry Darger to learn more about Henry Darger

I call it: «Boredom Plus!»

Step 1: image of nessie above the slogan «KEEPIN' IT REAL», step 2: cryptozoologists pay me the big bucks, step 3: cryptozoologists read this comic and say 'wait a minute what the hell' literally out loud

Even meta-problems like «too many time machines» or «time machines have screwed up other time machines» can be solved with time machines. IT'S A UNIVERSAL PANACEA THAT ALSO LETS YOU SEE IF NESSIE WAS EVER THERE (continuity)

25 to wife (occasionally you may be asked to deliver a «baker's 2-4» to a spouse). in other news: the beatles: perverts?

Grand theft autos: the set of games of grand theft auto. grands theft auto? grand thefts auto? all, and more, are acceptable.

Not pictured: the three saturdays through thursdays where t-rex shouts just a single vowel

Please excuse me for a moment dromiceiomimus i've got to calm down