Dear Tina, I was truly saddened to hear about your loss. I'm sure Fluffy's now in a better place. Love, T-Rex JK

Alternate panel five: t-rex asks utahraptor if he could punch out god and utahraptor says «God? Isn't he that guy who carries the world on his shoulders? He sounds ripped!» and t-rex says «NO THAT'S ATLAS; THAT'S NOT EVEN THE RIGHT THEOLOGY, GOD.» and god says «YES» and at this point I started rewriting the comic

Generally i pluralize «uterus» as «uteron» but in this case i'm willing to make an exception and go with «majority opinion» so that my comic might be «understandable»

What? there's OTHER flags at the top of mount angry?? oh man, let me tell you what feeling that gives me that starts with «a»

Oh wait i get it

T-REX STOP SAYING SHITTY

Well, a lot of my identity WAS tied up in not knowing what backsplash is

Come on seriously what kind of a name is «pat»

The Office: The Novelization of the Hit NBC Series

I was going to change this to be blogger jokes instead of webcartoonist jokes but suddenly they seemed MEAN