Sometimes folks are not cool about things like this is the thing so thanks for that

SHE SOLVES THE MYSTERY THANKS TO HER SPUNK AND ADORABLE MISPRONUNCIATIONS AND IT'S / IT'S SO GREAT

Higgs boson → huggs boson → chuggs boson

Here, let me get you off speakerphone and i'll stop summarizing

You can tell them apart by their mustaches; this custom mario encyclopedia i own has come in HANDY once again

Because when he's yawning it'd be more difficult to catch the bullets in his mouth HOW IS THAT NOT CLEAR

Um, when a true party dude hangs out with his library friends HE TURNS THE LIBRARY INTO A PARTY AND RETIRES AS ULTIMATE PARTY CHAMP

It is not something that I made up as I went along, nor is it the result a game of 'Mad Libs', nor was it something spelled out in my alphabet soup. You may find yourself surprised!

Bc = before cretaceous, obvs

Internet you really dropped the ball on this one