I was certain at some point someone fixes the past. you mean all my problems NEVER get fixed??

Why does vin diesel walk on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening? ANSWER: vin diesel is a cat who has come to represent humanity

Should i do the sex change first or save it for last? WHICH IS MORE INTERESTING??

THIS IS NO METAPHOR

Fantasy IS the headiest of the realms

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I spent quite some time deciding between «TOOT TOOT» and «TOOT TOOTS AHOY» as the final line of this comic. this is my JOB.

Don't worry: for humans, it's mere hundreds of pounds a year (NICE) (GROSS)

Alternate ending: «HAH HAH HAH / WELP THAT WAS A WASTE OF A LITERALLY COLOSSAL AMOUNT OF TIME»

I took the 0.0001 chance of parent murder from a statistic i found for humans in the americas. i have no idea what the intentional murder rate for dinosaurs was, but it's definitely higher – which means t-rex is lowballing it here – which means that DINOSAUR BATMAN is actually more likely than HUMAN BATMAN. on second thought: reality RULES sometimes