Later still: wait, HOW DID UTAHRAPTOR KNOW??

In that he discovered he didn't REALLY need his friends around to have a conversation that he personally found fully satisfying

I started the comic with «AS WE ALL KNOW» because I mentioned that vision fact in a comic weeks ago and AS WE ALL KNOW, everyone who reads my comic has perfect memory on account of being sexy ultra-geniuses

You heard it here first: beethoven's symphonies: «pretty okay»

Later, Antonio Tony and Amelia are reading Nobel Prize-winning author José Saramago's book «Blindness», which has the exact same premise. Antonio and Amelia carefully tear the book to shreds. «It didn't happen like that» they say, between sexual intercourses.

It is the new last sentence of every novel in t-rex's library, a handwritten yet canonical last-minute addition

MAYBE YOU MISSED IT / WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE I KINDA WROTE A BOOK ABOUT IT

IT'S NOT A POOP JOKE, IT'S A «HOW MANY MORE WAYS CAN THIS FAUCET LET ME DOWN» JOKE: THE BEST OF THE BATHROOM SINKTIME GAGS

I'm just like Superman, only instead of invulnerability and x-ray vision, I unwillingly transform tiny parts of my body into vitamin D. YOU MIGHT NOTICE WE BOTH GAIN OUR POWERS FROM THIS PLANET'S STRANGE YELLOW SUN??

WHY DO PEOPLE WONDER WHAT THEIR PURPOSE IN LIFE IS WHEN THIS ANSWER SUGGESTS ITSELF SO READILY