Ice cream cake?? I TAKE IT BACK IT'S ALL WORTHWHILE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, T-REX. YOU JUST TOLD AN AUDIENCE OF THOUSANDS HOW TO PERSONALLY BENEFIT FROM THE DESTRUCTION OF THE UNIVERSE

We'll be wearing the same outfits we wore when we did something awesome together that year. it will be amazing. i'm serious. it's the perfect present.

The boat describes a perfect arc into the sky. its hull blocks your view of the sun as it peaks and seems to hover for a second, dazzlingly, impossibly, until it descends, faster and faster, its anchor trailing behind it like a cape. pew pew.

Honestly if i hadn't said «sweaty lump» i would've said «lumpy sweat»; i had to make the call

That's too damn creepy. replace «suicide» with «cannibalism». wait, that's still creepy!!

QUICK QUESTION: WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME YOU COULD JUST ASK FOR SEXY TIMES

This is my worst comic ever because everyone reading it at work just got reminded to get back to work. «FRIIIG, THANKS A LOT RYAN» they're saying. i'm saying that too, actually

I WON'T TELL UTAHRAPTOR AND DROMICEIOMIMUS IF YOU WON'T, i mean. my question to you is: do we have a «deal»

I declare this conversation: a qualified success!