Don't worry everyone! that rule's just for t-rex. YOU could have a different name by end of business today!

Anyway, yeah, false documents! you can read more about them in «The Oxford Heritage Collection of Literary Motifs, Techniques and Devices»; the edition i have was printed in 1980. i totally lifted the first sentence of this comic verbatim from vol ii!

Don't freak out on me! Freak out on Nick Bostrom; I basically stole this all from him. Luckily I'm pretty sure I was programmed to do so by the simulation so I figure: we're cool

In the future t-rex and reginald team up to bury the diamonds, this is my PREDICTION FOR TWENTY TEN

99% certain this question has not actually been seriously considered until now

QUESTION: why are there no dinosaurs frozen in giant ice cubes at the south pole? ANSWER: maybe there are!! REAL ANSWER: okay the real answer doesn't actually end with «maybe there are!!» so let's just end this here!

Make sure you're doing something awesome, okay? so far you're the first human in history to EVER read dinosaur comics from this exact location in the universe. YOU'RE OFF TO A PRETTY GOOD START, I'D SAY

I think today i woke up on the side of the bed where you prefer being awesome is all

Answer: BEING ANGRY??

ALSO: A SKELETON