Lots of languages have «ba» sounds for dads, too: «baba» in Persian, Swahili, Turkish and Bangla, Mandarin Chinese, «abba» in Aramaic and «ba» in !Kung. In other news, !Kung (the language AND people) is/are too awesome to just be mentioned in the title text here; their language uses CLICKS, that's what the «!» is!

There's a spooky skeleton inside each of us! NEVA4GET

Do a google image search for «major snorefest» and prepare to be EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED to find not a single image of a rip-van-winkle type with an army hat on

How many pastry chefs have said god's line in panel one? shucks, all of 'em i hope

IN RETROSPECT I SHOULD HAVE SAID «CONTINUE EATING CORN ONCE FOR YES AND CONTINUE EATING CORN TWICE FOR NO»

I believe that being stuck in the past and witnessing a series of sucky rescues executed by increasingly old t-rexes would make anyone resort to committing a cuss or two to writing

The professor's name was written in all caps, one full-size letter per page, it is the most obscene flipbook of all time, and it is designed for people who can read really fast

On the other hand, you CAN get married, swear revenge, and become batman all at once, with the aid of a properly constructed ultravow

Any one ALONE is better than ending with a mouth full of someone else's blood and a dead friend who can't party on the beach anymore

Anyway the whole thing is cleared up in time for tomorrow's comic, turns out that what we *thought* were corpses were actually delicious marzipan