Some of the animal descriptions in conrad gesner's «Historiae animalium» (published in the 1500s, the first modern attempt to describe all known beasts) are clearly from second or third hand sources, and are as such completely insane! fishy in panel 6 is one such example, he is a «rubus fisshe of the grekes se», noted as being EXTREMELY DELICIOUS

Ooooh whats the matter, government? too CHICKEN to go bother someone else??

Basically anything that boils down to «x died today while doing something that batman normally does» is pretty awesome

Americans: your systems of measurement confuse me and are crazy, so when you see «kilogram», «litre» and «Celsius» in this comic just think «2.2 pounds», «33.8 fluid ounces» and «hey pretty much everyone else on the entire planet uses a way less arbitrary system for measuring temperature, so huh, thats weird»

In earlier drafts utahraptor suggested temperature scales based on tears and/or blood, but dont waste your time: blood boils and freezes at pretty much the same temperature as water, and while tears boil and freeze a bit after water, its only because of their salty ways

Tattoo idea: gothic font, «2 TOUGH 4 HYGIENE», barbed wire around it, useful when people say you should take a shower, when you show them your tattoo theyll be amazed you had one ready for just this situation and may drop the matter

PROBABLY three women are thrice as nice is the conclusion here

So anyway i wrote this comic while cursing the wind

A giant four-storey utahraptor has come out of nowhere and drenched you in sunscreen from his eyes. is this awesome? y/n

Gods talking about the shaw play and not the greek myth. the greek myth is where this dude falls in love with a statue he made, and he gives it presents, but hes sad because the statue just stands there. but THEN its a happy ending because the statue comes to life, and THEN, he sexes up the statue and has a kid with the statue!! ladies and gentlemen, the greek myths