Followed up with the «SORRY FOR USING THE PHRASE 'NAKED CROTCH', IT WAS WAY MORE EVOCATIVE THAN I INTENDED» card

Okay this one is actually based on my life! but in real life the story didn't end with me pouring cereal through a mail slot; it ended with me still having to eat the whole box because money doesn't grow on trees, now does it.

Here is where i admit to spending the entire time writing this comic with all my kid icarus theme song remixes and covers playing on loop! nicolas ferranti, yours is my favourite.

Let's see if my daughter «Greatwhite» ever gets tired of HER name. ah shucks, i don't even have a daughter, this is ALL LIES

THEY ARE EACH MORE DELICIOUS THAN THE LAST WHEN ARRANGED IN ORDER OF INCREASING DELICIOUSNESS AND WITH A SENSITIVE ENOUGH DELICIOUSNESS SCALE

Every time i wanted to type «fried chicken» in this comic, I first typed «friend chicken». every single time! apparently i was hypnotized and the only suggestion they planted was «ryan, chickens equal friends»

It's not swearing if you don't enunciate the last phoneme. PRO TIP

IT IS THE CLOSEST THING TO PURE UNTAINTED FAITH I'VE GOT LEFT

Bottom line: we need to make physics drills as fun as watching batman punch the junk.

«Hurry up and puke!! i've just had a great idea for some koopa troopa fan fiction»