T-rex is forgetting that maybe he said «grocery store» because he needed to fill up on chocolate that's shaped like someone throwing up horns, and maybe he said «whitewater raft into work» because he works as lead designer/tester down at the fireworks factory. by the rapids!

LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME TO FALL BACK ON PLAN B, BABY

YOU WOULDNT THINK THAT MAYBE ONES TIME COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER SPENT JUST YOU KNOW THINKING UP THE SENTENCE THEMSELVES

Wait. Are we ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN gophers cant grow on trees?

«I have nothing to declare except my genius» is probably no worse than t-rexs response to the border-guard «what do you do for a living?» question, which remains «i rough up the border guards who ask too many questions.»

THEN I SAID GROOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Im really happy with idea of responding to «thats like doing x» with «only analogously!» it is what i will be doing from now on, just a heads up

So hey stories where someone gets a transplant and then starts acting like the donor are almost as infuriating as stories in which someone is cloned and then has all the memories of the original person. THERE IS A LOT OF FURY TO GO AROUND HERE IS WHAT IM SAYING

Man, spammers are ALL OVER april fools day. my email address has won? nigerians wants to send me money? oh wait no no APRIL FOOLS

Using all phrases in one day is bonus points; using all phrases in one situation-appropriate sentence is a times two multiplier that you can apply to any other score of your choosing