I call this tale, «the tears can be used as a power source»

A scientist runs up, explaining that joy cannot be converted into a gas! But then she remembers that it can. She's so overjoyed at this that gas starts flying everywhere

Look, all i know is the wall is covered in pee. it's a METAPHOR. it's also an actual interior wall drenched in urine, and i don't know how to deal with this

Other panel 2s included: «dang, we're all dead!», «shoot, we're all dead!», and «aw, RASPBERRIES! we're all dead!»

Meanwhile, in tudor england! shakespeare says «t-rex how come you didn't visit me yesterday?» and t-rex says «SHAKESPEARE i was busy rewriting out of copyright books!!» and shakespeare says «excuse me?», and then he says «i have written like 200 out-of-copyright books»

Utahraptor since when are you so WACKY

Keep working on that en pointe, t-rex

Two hundred years ago in dinosaur times? am i supposed to believe there was a dinosaur darwin who described dinosaur evolution to the other dinosaurs?? because, um, that's actually kinda awesome

Oh wait, it's because i burst in from the street, dramatically slamming open the big double doors of the courtroom. in the stunned silence that followed, I yelled «STOP THE TRIAL!» and ran up, grabbing the mic from the witness stand before casually parading around the courtroom like a daytime talk show host. NOW I REMEMBER

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?? ptoo