The eponymous juliet is 13 in «romeo and juliet»! did you know that? kinda weird, shakespeare

Let's never talk about death again!

No promises, NINEY

All except dr. sensible are newly-graduated medical students known to me.

The premise of the new batman books? um, hello? it's that alfred and spider-man don't get along and we watch the sparks fly??

Well, it seems your mortgage application forms are all in order! i like that in a woman.

What you have to picture is a horse raising a hoof like a fist and menacing it at the maiden. if you were already picturing that before you started reading this comic, hey, you're way ahead of the game

I used to play this game in high school all the time. it has a good combination of 'rate how much you like your friends' with 'haha maybe i won't call up this person and they'll be like 'oh snap ryan never called me on the last day on earth' and i'll be all, 'HOW DO THOSE APPLES AGREE WITH YOU??'. high school, ladies and gentlemen

This is called «a grim portrait of a world without backspace»

WIKIPEDIA! I would have donated during your last funding drive, if only I knew!!