Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, that's cooooooooooold

Backstory: there's this guy who hangs out downtown and like, jumps on people who have just messed up, handing out fully stamped passports for failure towne. he's kind of a dick?

FOOLS! this female gender was the final piece I needed to complete my doomsday device! it runs on caring and stereotypes

If you get turned on by watermelons then that's weird and also HAVE I GOT A COMIC FOR YOU

An alternate ending had t-rex selling his invention to the listless and depressed, promising to solve their emotional problems through chemical additives, but then i was like, is that funny? i don't know. better add some golf balls.

Utahraptor has used you wanna get sandwiches? as an all-purpose conversational filler for a few weeks now. it works out great! when conversation stalls, sometimes you get to eat tasty sandwiches.

T-REX CAN YOU BUY A HOUSE AND A TV AND A CONSOLE AND ELECTRICAL SERVICE THEN I CAN COME OVER

SECRET'S OUT, SARAH

This comic just got some SEXY SEX APPEAL. in flashbacks? in this one comic only probably? so, you know, ENJOY

Turns out nanite and manite are basically snake 'n' bacon?