Next time you do the dishes, ask yourself if the dishes are clean, or if they're PHYSICAL INTIMACY clean. you may want to aim for the latter!

It's the midas touch for double thumbs up and unbridled pro-kissing pan-horizon enthusiasm

The social graces of morris the bug, toast, and fleshy lips, TOGETHER AT LAST

This comic is probably not entirely fair to buddhism because i understand the scientific method a lot better than i understand the steps to enlightenment. if you're enlightened, um, please let me know?

It's the last thing i whisper to myself each night

T-rex has a point, they do make movies out of perfect storms

Please, sir, come in! take off your jaunty chapeau and vest and have some tea, and we'll talk about this partying!

Why do people with controversial theories about emigration always feel the need to volunteer their controversial theories about emigration? riddle me THAT

This comic is based on a time when i accidentally almost walked over a tiny woman at the airport. she was like three feet tall! it was truly impossible to see her

While trying to write the title text for this comic i said out loud i need some title text!, and my brother yelled that's not all you need! from his room. ouch! what the hell, victor?