An alternate ending had t-rex calling his tallness a 'body feature' and then listing other features his body had, but it ended up being pretty gross. body features more like BAWDY features

Shortly thereafter: ralphs

It's true, even chicks are subject to entropy

SCIENCE CORNER: if t-rex is telling the truth in panel 3, then his kisses must consist mainly of water, proteins, carbohydrates, lipids, phospholipids, and electrolytes.

This isn't breaking the fourth wall, because i currently have planned 'what are you doing in my epilogue' to be my last words, so people can say it in real life or whatever

AMAZINGLY, 'wait, no, that sucks!' is exactly what elisha gray said when he heard that a.g. bell beat him to the telephone patent office by 2 hours.

MMM I DISMISS YOUR CONCERNS AS GRAPE JUICE FROM CONCENTRATE IS CLEARLY A DELICIOUS BREAKFASTTIME TREAT

Who among us has not seen a giant floating-city cruise ship and not wanted to, you know, just TAKE it?

Woo

T-rex is not sure where he stands on the conflict in the middle east, but he is FOR mothers with baby carriages being extreme. you might wish to adopt these politics as your own.