I WOULD LIKE TO SWITCH TO THE TOPIC ABOUT SEXY STUFFS

Did you know 'beggars' is spelt with an 'a'? i'd been spelling it 'beggers' for years. who knew? answer: not me, obviously.

There was a brief period in 1996, only a few months, when you could order stuff for free online, and not everyone knew about it, and it would come in the mail a few weeks later, and then you were like, wow, look at all this free stuff i got, i guess i should probably try it out or something.

I CAN NEVER BE CERTAIN IF MY ONLINE COMPATRIOTS ARE MERELY EMPLOYING SARCASM WHEN RESPONDING TO MY EL OH ELS

[ ] understand what it's like to give birth a child and to hold that child in your arms [x] feel what it would be like to be the last person on earth, surrounded by the decaying remains of civilization [ ] three chicks

Panel 4 really raises more questions than it answers

This linguistic theory is actually called the sapir-whorf hypothesis, not the t-rex/utahraptor hypothesis. i KNOW. i am working on it.

I am so new to the world

SO ANYWAY THE ETHIC OF RECIPROCITY SEEMS TO BE THE MORAL FOUNDATION OF MOST WORLD RELIGIONS, WHAT IS UP WITH THAT HUH

T-rex acts as sort of an impartial third-party go-between for people on earth, and, uh, the moon