If by 'religious scholars' you mean dan brown and by 'some [of these divinities] even have sex in the woods' you mean the all-attractive krishna, then HECK YES

The DVD release of this comic features some cut dialogue! 'It would be for us as if the whole internet burnt down one morning, and it turned out that everyone forgot to keep a copy of it! Only - only more probable!'

High five, god! also: splashing in puddles? that's the best i could come up with. kids like to splash in puddles, right? but EVERYONE likes to splash in puddles though.

Utahraptor's pretty sure that for life to exist, chemical reactions have to be deterministic, because otherwise we could all explode when we ate a sandwich or something, kapow!

Did you see the zinger dromiceiomimus got in on guys there? oh, man, will the two sexes EVER find a common ground?

Utahraptor's lawyer/violinist/teacher/authority figure/whatever joke profoundly misunderstands the purpose of handicapped spaces. or does he really think that people lose some mobility when they become a PROFESSIONAL MEMBER? he almost certainly does not.

ARE THEY PRETTY OKAY

SOLIPSISTS, I'M ON TO YOU

An earlier punchline to this comic had t-rex avoiding something 'as a rule', and then explaining that it was funny because there's a sort of utilitarianism called 'rule utilitarianism'. then i changed it! FOR SOME REASON

I think utahraptor's tired of not getting any of the sweet neologism action