You SMOKE?!

No jokes about how smoking is real reason dinosaurs went extinct, please

A great way to justify things to yourself is to say, 'well, it's better than murdering people' (this works for everything except murdering people, for which you have to find something worse, like for instance making fan videos where you set buffy clips to pop songs from the 80s)

God has the dirt on everyone, and also He likes to gossip

'Oh, i am so embarrassed…'

As you can see in this remarkable relic from the early 21st century, disaster strikes

A quiet portrait of life in the -650000th century (CE)

Cathy's last panel is text-heavy irony

Not me

Luuuuuuuuucy