I presume this is what two married men sound like when they meet

But next week she writes again to say they are so totally back together now and are planning to populate the species

This comic works just as well if you replace 'do not exist' with 'do exist' and also change the examples

You can imagine his surprise!

Actually, i think i'm the only one i know (of my male friends) who actually looks forward to being an old man

Apparently they're going through a bit of a warm spell?

Originally the utahraptor replied 'i wouldn't mind losing this one!' but that's not true at all

The symbolism!

Hit me matey one more time

That and PUBESCENCE