I submit to you that nobody would want to live in a world with such a language!

See also: the story where a hen baked some bread and none of the other farm animals would help her so she ate it all herself while the others STARVED

That's the kind of story that should wait until at least a second date

Is he making finger-quotes?!?

It's true, he's not married to it

This is more 'educational' than 'funny'

Nope! it's SOCIETY!

MUCH LATER: 'I shall become a bat!'

He's always looking out for c.k.

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