I'll just upload it right away since it's super late and maybe add some witty rant later.
Enjoy!

I finally finished Xcom on Classic, took me a while because Xcom is a long game and after I finished on normal I wanted to take a break of it.
Honestly, I like the setting, story and visuals of Xcom1 more, but Xcom2 has better gameplay, details and quality of life things, and I REALLY care about a game visuals. I find most aliens and weapons of Xcom2 a downgrade from the original.
If I had to pick one… tough call… I'd say Xcom2 because slowly advancing a map while on Overwatch gets old fast. I know Xcom2 can be cheesed but I take cheese over boredom. The game looks uglier for me in general BUT you can mod some stuff… but you can't mod a Thin Man one-shotting your Major Sniper in Xcom1.
Still, every time I see T2 armor in XCom 2, I shrug. I really miss the Mechs too…

TF2 had a new update, full of wonders and hats… for those who can't access it of course. I, sadly, could not.
I spend more than 10 minutes on queue with no luck. At some point I was convinced the problem was, perhaps, on the South America servers because there is absolutely no way Valve release a big update like that with a broken matchmaking.
But here we are.
I can't even say if the balance changes and new casual mode is good or bad because I can't even play it, and not being able to play a game is the quickest way to moving on to greener pastures. I mean, there is this little game called Overwatch out there, maybe I should give it a try.

The day you decide to do groceries because your house is nearly empty is the day it rains the whole day… but the cat litter box is filthy and no way I'm not changing it today.
Everybody talking about Pokemon Go but isn't available here so I can't say much. However, I find ironic people criticize bronies but go around the city catching 'em all. I mean, I have nothing against either, but you can't say one is autistic and the other are well behaved adults living a fulfilling life.

So Blizzard released Ana, the new hero.
Coming from someone who loves cute, hot waifus, I like Ana visual, she has that lovable granny attitude going and prob. has the best alt skins in the game. Hell, they even put a young version for those who want his game wrinkle free.
Gameplay wise, I love her alternate abilities… the anti-heal grenade, the sleep dart, the boost… the package looks nice.
However, her main thing… «sniper healing» is far beyond my level of skill and I'll probably miss my target at a crucial moment. Also, no ez-mode Ressurect to turns the table of a losing fight.
In a nutshell, I think she is nice, but falls short of Mercy… still, Mercy is seen as the best hero in the game right now so that's a pretty tall order to match.
On a good side, she can stop Mei shenanigans so there is that…

Lucio is this fun, easy going guy… who hang around a band of vigilantes at best, terrorists at worst.
It's made even worse when he make funny remarks in the middle of the bloodshed.
At least Reaper is a certified psychopath but Lucio will throw you out of a cliff and dance around later.
And he is a brazlian who plays hockey, not soccer. Guy has issues, I tell you.
p.s. I tried to make the comic as little gory as possible but I'm sure someone, somewhere, will find it too much. Sorry.

Everybody going crazy about Pokemon Go but since it's not available here I can excuse myself from joining the craze.
However, I played a tiny bit of Ingress and didn't find that exciting. Doesn't help there were not many players around me playing it so perhaps mass public interest is necessary for this kind of AR game to work.
And Blizzard, pliss release Ana, we need our granny kthx.

I don't like how prevalent Warrior is on the ladder but even the barrage of Garroshs (and sometimes Magnis) is better than fighting the degenerate which is Priest.
I'd said it before and I'd say it again. I much prefer to lose to Undertaker Hunter than to fight Lightbomb control Priest. It's faster too which is a bonus.
Control Priest is terrible because you lose the match very early, but you don't know it. You play with the hope he don't have a removal when you throw your last big threat just for it to be Entombed after a long match.
At least Zoo has the decency of finish you early instead of giving you hope.
Any meta with no Priest is a good meta, thus, current meta is the best one  Hearthstone ever had.
If Priest is brought back from the dumpster he rightfully deserves the game will be less enjoyable. You have been warned.
If'I am proven wrong, this means Thief Priest isn't coming back which is a win in my book and I'd gladly accept the mockery if this means I'll never see something like Lightbomb again.

Before Pokemon Go was ever launched, Pokemon were already poking fun how some unaware player may end up on a bad place trying to catch'em all.
It was such an obvious setup I couldn't force myself to use it.
I'm not above going for an easy joke, sometimes you are out of good ideas and sometimes you are out of time but today was not that day.
Still, until this game is released here I can't write much more about it.
Somehow I ponder if I a missing much…

Some people mentioned I could jump some hoops and get to play Pokemon Go right now, and the reason I don't do that is the same reason I don't pirate games, use VPN to play asian games or even emulate. Comodity.
I play for fun, and there is dozens and dozens of awesome games on my Steam list begging for me to play them and I'll need to do is to click a button.
Going out of my way to play a game and having an inferior experience because I'm not playing it legit is just not part of my plans.